yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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