so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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