I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My vagina is officially offended.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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