covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She told me I should be a condom model.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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