It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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