he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart