I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.