How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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