So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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