You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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