I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Acid is not a monday night drug
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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