It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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