So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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