whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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