it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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