I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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