Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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