Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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