do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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