Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the condom got lost in my hair
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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