the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
