yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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