Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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