ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize