She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she looked like the before picture.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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