I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
