Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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