I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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