: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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