It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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