i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
