Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
