I like to think it a success when the cops are called
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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