i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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