make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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