Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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