Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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