I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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