If that was your dad, he is hot
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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