i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I love black thongs
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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