I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
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First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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