Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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