it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
