What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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