Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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