If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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