similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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