she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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