I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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