Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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