Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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