Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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