I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
