Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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