At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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