you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Pooping to opera.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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