Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
